bloop

the action of softly touching a dogs nose

awwww, look at that pupper lemme bloop him

by eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkk August 21, 2018

Bloop

Bloop means I love you in a weirdo language

Boy: I bloop you

Girl: I bloop you too

by Magical night June 3, 2018

Bloop

The act of a woman giving a man a blowjob while she is taking a poop.

The other night I was so drunk I asked my husband to come into the bathroom with me while I was pooping. He was naked when he came in and I put his p*nis in my mouth. Had me a good bloop.

by ScaeParty January 13, 2024

Bloop-Blyap

The sound a made by a turd hitting the toilet water

My back is itching me for some reason. Bruh, I bet that Bloop-Blyap exploded all over you

by russell-love-muscle February 5, 2024

bloop

a fish noise/a large whale-toid mistaken for a iceberg.

bloops gloop

by xdr5t3evq3q October 30, 2023

BLOOP

.v (verb) - When Republican Colorado Congresswoman Lauren Boebert goes to the movies; vapes, rubs someone's thingy . . and get's kicked out of a theater for blooping . .

Lauren "Bloopy" Boebert likes to "bloop" . .

by Jor3lofKrypton November 4, 2023

bloop

Yeeting something.someone away

I Blooped that toy away with my leg

by urbener nower January 3, 2023