Armpit kink

Someone who likes jerking off/ masturbating to armpits. Usually hairy armpits.

Bro I think I have an armpit kink!

Same bro!

by Qwerty19372728 February 7, 2023

Turd’s Armpit

Just gross. All the disgusting smelling, looking, sounding, tasting, feeling things… rolled up into one slimey ass human being. The worst of the worst.

That guy that was hitting on me look like a Turd’s Armpit. He was nasty.

This chick been texting me non-stop. Like “No Bish! You are literally a turd’s armpit!”

by girl1342 February 17, 2023

Armpit Thali

The act of making love to a girl and passionately pouring sambar in one of her shaved armpits and chutney in the other and then slurping it out like they are bowls as part of a south Indian thali.

I would totally let this guy i met at a wedding last year Armpit Thali me !

by Meet the Kachras October 18, 2023

armpit food

When shirt sleeves are too short they get stuck in your armpits and get wet and crumpled,

That shirt you wore today looks like armpit food or these sleeves are so short they are armpit food

by Auberjunois May 13, 2023

Ayden's Armpit Hairs

The armpit hairs of a very hot and intelligent young man that resemble that of Gandalf the Gray.

"Wowie man, have you seen Ayden's Armpit Hairs? They look just like Gandalf!"

by JimmyDingo July 12, 2023

fungus armpits

This is definition when you unwilling get shipped aboard as I would like to say deported to your home country by your own parents.

Halima: I got fungus armpits

Safa : Babes I just fungus armpits as well
As a unit we all cry good luck for the yr 2022 you always be in our hearts

by therealfungusarmpits July 22, 2022

Come see my hairy armpits

I planted seeds under my HAIRY ARMPITS! My HAIRY ARMPITS have sweat water and grow in the sun. Avocado plants form and I automatically grow avocados through my HAIRY ARMPITS!

Come see my hairy armpits. I squeeze sweat from my armpits into my mountain dew. Then I dip triple cheese doritos in the sweaty mtn dew and eat like a pig. Oh the triple cheese doritos have bacon products in them. I am now a pig and cannibal. Oh crap. Oh *******************************************!

by Flaming Gaming June 14, 2022