Painting the Zebra

A metaphor for male masturbation. The motion of the fingers wrapped around the penis shaft simulates the theoretical "painting" of stripes on a zebra.

Did you see the latest issue of Maxim? I was totally painting the zebra to it.

by dirtyofthesouth September 1, 2018

Zesty Zebras

A team from the Roblox game Total Drama Roblox.

‘NO IM ON THE ZESTY ZEBRAS 😭’

by Poopypoopee August 8, 2023

zebra butt

when a white person shits on a toilet seat and sits down thinking it got in the actual toilet, when in fact shit is smeared all over their ass.

Jerry:dude! I just had the nastiest zebra butt ever yesterday!
Tom:get the fuck out of my face you nasty ass bitch

by regulartree May 12, 2014

Flying Zebra

It is when one man jumps and puts his legs on the shoulders of another man. At this point in time he whips out his balls and puts them in the other mans mouth. You have just executed a flying Zebra.

man 1: Hey do you know what a flying Zebra is?

man 2: flying Zeb...
Man 1 just executed a flying Zebra on man 2.

by carlos93222 May 18, 2010

Ridin' the Zebra

A Ménage à trois involving a white guy and a black guy at the same time.

Sarah had a blast ridin' the zebra with Billy and Jerome!

by Bonsai Torpedo March 17, 2009

Zebra tits

Zebra tits: Many stretch marks on the tits.

Check out that lady with the zebra tits

by rashstash October 13, 2009

Wang Zebra

To paint zebra stripes upon your penis.

"Last night I so had a Wang Zebra, dude!"

by mykitchendoor April 14, 2008