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Yeast infection

Really stinky shit that comes out of a womans vagina that looks like cottage cheese.

It makes you itch very bad, its embarrassing cause it means you dont take care of your cooch that well or you’re taking medication that made you have one.
Girl 1: “i have a yeast infection!”

Doctor: “that sucks, heres some cream to shove up your puss, you cant have a bath until the medication succeeds in 3 days. Sucks for you but im a male doctor and i dont have a thing called yeast infection, im gonna make you pay $20 for this cause i need money.”
by Bumdiddler April 24, 2025
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Yeast the Beast

When you shoot a loaf sized turd out of your butthole, that the forces of god could not stop.
I can't hold it. I'm about to Yeast the Beast in that handicap stall.
by CalfSlaffer March 30, 2024
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Yeast

1. To fool someone into attempting to access their phone despite it having been confiscated

2. Convincing someone to attempt to do anything that they are currently incapable of doing
Ex: “You yeasted me when you told me to get up and hug my friends. I don’t have legs, arms, or friends
by whoisdeez July 6, 2022
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by @yeast!. June 30, 2022
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