Winston

A kid who yells “skibidi toilet gyatt” in the middle of class and looks like the nerd emoji

“Hey Winston what did you get on the homework last night?”

Winston: “Is it just me or does this teacher have a bomboclaat GYATT”

by JupiterThePlanet8275 January 15, 2024

Winston

Questionable being made out of unconsciousness, unawareness, unenery. Gets hard easily, worse than my fucking ex

You’re being such a Winston rn

by Winston beysolow January 25, 2024

Winston

Winston loves getting head in the gender-neutral washroom every single day at school

"Did you hear Winston in the halls today? He was out of class all period singing his signature song 'give me head like ar ar ar ar ar,' and everyone was flocking to see him!"

by the glizzy goblin December 15, 2023

Wesley (Winston, Gerome)

Probably paralyzed. Is the product of 2 very weird, polar opposite parents. One is highly inappropriate, and cringe af. Posting pics on the internet wearing panties. Is a black. The other may or may not exhibit racist tendencies. Is a white. The boy in the wheely chair is definitely going to be a biracial. A brown. He l also likes takis, saltine crackers. And is hella mean to any similarly biracial girl humans whose name is likely to be either Iris or Melissa. That girl’s dad is a large, tubby McFat Fuck bastard.

Person 1: “Ooh! Ohh! Do Wesley!”
Person 2: “WAIT! DOES IT SAY PROBABLY PARALYZED?!”

Person 3: “thought to themselves… hold my fucking beer… and typed manifested this nonsense into existence!”

Wesley (Winston, Gerome) On Wesley (Winston, and or gerome.)

by -B. (The mom of Ris.) September 22, 2023

Winstoning

The art of saying Winston, after someone responds to their name being called. Originates from American veteran and National hero Jack Winston. One can negate being "Winstoned" by loudly shouting "DURR".

Aidan: "Winstoning Donnie is so easy, he falls for it every single time.

Kit: "Yea, this girl in my class is so bad bro"

by PlayboiGoff September 27, 2023

Winston

Winston is a fermented tofu processed from the soy beans of China's tropical forests. It is usually served doused with soy sauce and chopped garlic. It is similar to China's stinky tofu.

"Mom! Winston is being sold at the floating market. Can I get one?"

by MH170703 December 10, 2020

Winston

When something goes bad shit crazy and everything sucks

1-Bro 2020 has been so fucking Winston

2-First person: Man, I just saw some chick running down the street with no clothes on.

Second person: What a Winston dude.

by Read my shit man November 28, 2020