Wooden Nickel

A wood disc that is utterly worthless.

I spent $20 at the carnival and all I left with is a wooden nickel.

by Coolandy55 June 22, 2022

Wooden Knees

A synonym for being clumsy, often related to ineptitude with the use of one's legs.

"Watch out man, you nearly fell."
"Sorry bro, I got wooden knees."

by a really fat pig June 28, 2022