Noell Theorem

1/2 Good=Bad

Whats the answer to #2?
Thats easy, use the Noell Theorem!

by harbdog2 September 15, 2021

Rickshaw’s Optimum Theorem

Rickshaw's Optimum Theorem states that at any moment of lethargy, regardless of anticipation or willingness, shall productivity invariably be inferior to that of complete inaction.

By Rickshaw’s Optimum Theorem, I should do this leave this assignment for tomorrow as I am very tired.

by Victor Akhmetzyanov October 1, 2024

The Fish Piano Theorem

The theory that a fish species, given an infinite amount of time, will create an exact replica of a piano. Then due to the existence of a piano, there will eventually be a fish Mozart that will create his pieces exactly.

"You ever heard of 'The Fish Piano Theorem'?"

by Sleep_Deprivation_Good. November 22, 2024

The Fish Piano Theorem

The theory that a fish species, given an infinite amount of time, will create an exact replica of a piano. Then due to the existence of a piano, there will eventually be a fish version of Mozart that will create his pieces exactly.

"You ever heard of 'The Fish Piano Theorem'?"

by FishPianoTheorem November 22, 2024

Mom's dinner theorem

Accepting what you have under the guise of "everything else sucks". Truthfully, you gave up wanting what you dont have.

You hate potatoes, you could have carrots but its late and youre sleepy - carrots are probably hard to chew so you just eat the potatoes, this is mom's dinner theorem
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A: i dont know, i guess i like being a girl! I mean, being a dude peobably sucked just by standardization alone.

B: mom's dinner theorem?

A: id rather not think about it.

by Anoneeneemus December 17, 2024

Glangum theorem

The scientifically unproven theory that suggests if you drop a single sock on the floor, it will automatically multiply into 12, all of which are lost within the next 48 hours, never to be seen again, except for the odd chance of one sock being found in the back of the dryer, yet never its partner.

"I tried to explain the Glangum Theorem to my roommate, but she just stared at me like I was speaking another language."

by Dirtysockfinder August 3, 2025

1.5 inch theorem

yo dick can grow up to 1.5 inches

Jar can have an 8 inch dick on good day due to the 1.5 inch theorem.

by Truthman8inch December 7, 2025