It’s not Ogre yet

The second part of the well known fable known as “Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life”

It’s the last day of school, and I’m in my last class. I’m talking with my super cool teacher, thanking him for a Shrektastic year. “It was charming to be with you” he told me… N-no! It can’t be… I turned around towards him, it’s just who I suspected, it was Prince Charming this whole time… I lunge after him, trying to lodge onions in his pretty boy rectum, but it was no use. As soon as I uncover his anus, Fairy Godmother emerges, and puts a layer restriction spell on me. “It’s all ogre now”, Just as when I thought my last layer was being stripped from my soul, Shrek crashes through the ceiling. Yes..! Without a moments hesitation, Shrek grabs Prince Charming by the dick, rips it off and strangles him with it. Fairy Godmother tried to fly away, but Shrek pulled out his Onion-zooka, Fairy Godmother burns to ashes. Shrek restores my layers, and gives me an onion. I go home with a sore anus from his massive ogre sized shaft.

Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life

It’s not Ogre Yet…

It’s never Ogre…

by PilgrimKid September 7, 2023

Ogre Dust

Shit residue left on a toilet seat from someone with poor personal hygiene.

I had to use the restroom really bad and unfortunately someone before me left Ogre Dust on the toilet seat.

by JHely April 22, 2022

Ogre Syndrome

Ogre Syndrome, more commonly known as Maskfishing, is a phenomenon which is seen when individuals, most often females, look much different with their mask off than they do with their mask on, being much much less attractive.

Guy 1: Bro you seen Becky without her mask on?
Guy 2: Yeah bro she look like an ogre
Guy 1: That’s that ogre syndrome

by Kureitaro February 7, 2022

Ogre

A cooler version of over

I’m ogre you reed

by Alex is hot February 24, 2022

Ogred

When you get so incredibly shit-faced that you begin to resemble an ogre and start smashing things for no reason

“Jesus Christ, Melissa got so ogred last night. She broke into the booze and drank everything, then she punched a hole through three layers of the house’s foundation.”

by MaxIsVeryFunny February 28, 2021

Ogring

1.Accusing a person of being a pedophile numerous times
2.Playing extremely passive and defensive in a video game to exhaust the opponent

1."That guy is a pedo!"
"Are you done ogring?"
2."Dude stop ogring with sword its not fun at all"
"Im gonna ogr it"

by CreepBoom November 21, 2024

Ogre Booga

A phrase that will get you instantly cancelled in Far Far Away. It will get you super cancelled if you say it while hunched over in a loincloth, paint your face green, and eat an onion.

He really had the guts to shout Ogre Booga in the middle of Far Far Away. Bro can never show his face in front of their god Shrek ever again.

by BluRazzKookaburra December 12, 2024