connor threats

a unrealistic death threats of assassination or death by means of hit men or some other nonsense

connor threats
"i have access to a hit man that can kill you at my command"

by <cooltoast> February 1, 2022

Threat lungs

A satirical twist on the well known phrase, “threat girl.” Threat lungs occur when you were so focused on avoiding your threat girls that you forgot to avoid your real enemy, the common cold.

Joey: Hey bro how’s it going with threat girl #6 this week?
Me: *cough* *cough* *sneeze* forget threat girls, I’m dealing with threat lungs.
Joey: NOT THE THREAT LUNGS!

by FlameofUdeeznuts April 3, 2022

THREATING

THREATENING BUT WITH A BIT OF UwU

the sunflower is not suiting the threating look rem has.

by SimpSlayer™ March 2, 2021

Threat to democracy

A Republican according to a Democrat.

Republican: *exists*
Democrat: YOU ARE A THREAT TO DEMOCRACY YOU BIGOT WHITE SUPREMACIST KKK HOMOPHOBE RACIST TRUMP SUPPORTER!1!1

by nb21-rz2k September 22, 2024

National threat

A person who is a danger to the country

Person1: this guy is a danger
Person2: hes a national threat

by OhFuckImAt7/11 November 7, 2024

Threats

They aren't the only ones.

Hym "You're not going to pay the price for what you're doing here and you're not making whatever point you're trying to make. These are not threats. It is the only our I'm willing to give you. I'm not just going to go away. Your kids don't need to die here."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2024

The threat does not cease until my release

You intelligence isn't being insulted. IT WASN'T EVER THERE! In the first place. You don't even care about it if you don't get to force everyone to pretend there isn't a disparity. And I can prove the senate has read this. I've already seen the video of AOC repeating the things I've written here. You don't have to like me and you don't have like the things I've said but you do not get to do this to me and I don't have to let you get away with it... And I am the hope of the people who are going to murder your kids if you try.

Hym "The threat does not cease until my release. How many lives would you have saved if not for your 'Ignore it until it goes away' approach? Ask yourself that seriously. How many lives did it cost? And whose bright idea was it? Some people seem to think it's Jordan Peterson! How well did Jordan's idea work? Not very! You DO have to agree with me. It isn't optional. Because IF YOU DON'T... Your pilot might."

by Hym Iam July 18, 2025