texas

Land of the Fat y'all. Place where all the fat kids live y'all, and home to George Dubya. y'all.

Houston, Texas is the fattest city on the planet. Here you will see many 600lb woman strapped to wheel chairs. y'all.

by yerse December 15, 2007

Texas

The Lone Star state. Like a cross between Pluto and New York:
-A great place that everyone admires...
-...but you wouldn't want to live there...
-...unless you were born there.

New York is what happens when you try to compress Texas into an area the size of a city.

The entry signs on the highways all read: "Professional lunatics beyond this point only."

by Kyo Kusanagi July 8, 2003

Texas

Home of steers and queers

You're from Texas ay? Sorry to here that son...

by Niggy Smalls June 9, 2012

Texas

The best fuckin’ state in america.

A Californian: Man, California sucks i wish i could go to texas :(

by xTexasJockx1 May 20, 2019

Texas

An adjective to describe something oversized.

Huge, large, big

1
Guy: That was the biggest mansion I've ever seen!!
Friend: I Know it was so TEXAS!!

2
That dog was so TEXAS I almost thought it was a horse!

by Pineapple12321 January 2, 2018

texas

a joke

girl 1: where do you live?
girl 2: texas.
girl1: texas is a joke.

by prodxuxi July 21, 2020

Texas

A place where white people constantly shoot up places so they can be on the news for three days.

Did you hear about the shooting down in Texas yesterday?

by Commodore business machienes November 7, 2017