Knee Surgery

A surgery that is performed in the knees and kneecaps, and commonly involves the tibia and femur.

Person A: "Hey! What's new with you?"
Person B: "I'm really nervous about my knee surgery tomorrow..."
Person A: "Is it that feeling when knee surgery is tomorrow?"

by The Devious 😼 December 12, 2024

Jaw Surgery

when you get battered cause you're queer you need jaw surgery !

"OMG what happened!"
"i got battered because im a little gay boy"
"LMAO you need jaw surgery"

inspired by Joshua's heartbreaking story. We will always have him in our thoughts cause he is half metal.

by Emzz August 29, 2025

heart surgery

something that i hope i won't have to get

My body has been feeling weird lately for 6 weeks with short breath and chest pain. I am concerned about heart failure and if i need heart surgery.

by jarsubo January 9, 2026

Surgery

When something is precise, accurate or on point

1 aye do these pants match with my shirt

2 Surgery

1 Yo we should run this 2 man these females are bad

1 Surgery

by Chink0 February 9, 2025

shit surgery

one who undergoes surgery of the Colon, Rectum, or Sphincter.

hey, are you ready for your shit surgery?
idk... im kinda nervous...

by GABEBESTX1771 February 26, 2025

plastique surgery

What Achmed ended up performing on himself when he inadvertently hit da detonation-button on Hassan's bomb.

No matter how severe or colossal dat you perceive your degree of unattractiveness, there should be no need to resort to plastique surgery --- modern-day medical wizardly offers far-safer and less-drastic methods of improving one's looks!

by QuacksO March 1, 2025

surgery rafting

A tall bearded Man who’s good at Fortnite.

Surgery Rafting is a tall man known to wear a beard and be great at playing Fortnite.

by Chick March 5, 2025