Spiritually Attached

A witchcraft ritual that connects the spirits or souls of two individuals, counterparts A and B. The ritual can be performed in-person and remotely. The symptoms of each counterpart may not be identical. The connection begins with sensation transference, for example: the feeling of one's heartbeat, intoxication/high, or ejaculation. Overtime, with increased physical activity or psychological abuse, symptoms may to progress to telepathy and involuntary movements from opposing counterpart. The connection can be used as a source for torture, target practice and public humiliation. Disconnection will require death of a counterpart.

Hogan spiritually attached himself to Mariah through her webcam.

by CEO JAS January 15, 2024

Spiritual Snow Day

A day when the soul feels that institutions should be closed. Nature is calling for you to have a day off from work or school, but lacks the proper requisite precipitation to facilitate. May be used in both areas that expect snowfall or not, and is absolutely valid regardless of the season.

Franklin: "My family back home in Jersey just got 8 inches of snow, I'm taking a spiritual snow day."
Franklin's Boss: "I can respect that. See you in the AM."

or

Kelly: "I can't make it in today."
Jeff: "Why not?"
Kelly: "It's a spiritual snow day. They haven't plowed yet, and I can't make it in."
Jeff: "...We're in Flagstaff Arizona, what the heck are you talking about?"
Kelly: "Thanks for understanding, I'll see you tomorrow."

by Spookimaru January 16, 2024

Spiritual Pressure

Taken from the show Bleach. When you have a fuck ton of strength and vigor. When the power of your soul just spews from your actions and existence - and you just stunt on hoes. People with high spiritual pressure are often too much to handle for other people.

EX: I had an argument with my boss and he's changing my work hours to throw me off and exhaust me. Fuck that bitch, he can't get me to quit. I have high spiritual pressure.

EX 2: I fought Jayden two days ago. I barely touched his bitch ass and he fell on the floor. He couldn't handle my spiritual pressure.

EX 3: Bro, Jason's a fiend. He's the center of attention everywhere he goes. He has high spiritual pressure.

by Freud's Evil Cousin February 5, 2024

kneegrow spiritual

n. Song that lifts spirits while making people taller.

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I wish I was as tall as Kobe!

Have you tried singing a kneegrow spiritual?

by gnostic3 December 11, 2022

Spiritual Entanglement

The process in which two spiritual beings fornicate over biblical music such as baby shark and the pornhub theme turn

Your dead nan had spiritual entanglement with your dead uncle

by pdabber123 December 18, 2022

Chilliwack Spiritual Awakening

When 12 Step members don’t actually grow and change, but instead have fragile egos that lead them to threats and violence.

“Bro, the new guy at our meeting called me out on my character defects, I almost had a Chilliwack Spiritual Awakening on his ass, bro”.

by Bill Wilson’s Acid Trip December 30, 2022

Spiritual Fuckboy

A spiritual fuckboy is a variant of fuckboy that has emerged into popularity along with gen z woke community. They virtue signal and use language that can be seen as emotionally intelligent, genuine and caring. These words are often just tools used to entice there love interest. Once a spiritual fuckboy has gotten what they needed they will often lose interest in there lover or create a drama within the relationship in order to leave.

Did you see all the spiritual fuckboy's at the cacao ceremony.

by Figment of Rob December 2, 2023