sludge cream

A particular consistency of fecal excrement that occurs during menstruation or bowel battles. It resembles varied textures of sludge yet still creams through the colon.

I had to use an excessive amount of toilet paper today due to sludge cream.

by Moventure January 1, 2024

Sludge

Something that is nudged 100% of the time without fail.

Sludge was cut in line by 6 school children at Subway and didn’t make a peep.

by Doc Daubert December 18, 2022

Double sided floople sludge

The pee stain on your carpet from when your bipolar floople got angry, because you didn’t feed it enough instant ramen for the day.

Jebreyne: What’s that green stuff on your carpet? That looks disgusting!
Glether: Oh fuck! I forgot to feed my floople instant ramen. That silly blorfindee committed a “Double Sided Floople Sludge!”

by MR.AWSOMECRAYZAYMAN October 2, 2023

sludging

The act of throwing a substance, usually bodily fluid or other unsanitary liquids, onto another person. Considered a form of assault. Common in prisons and fast food restaurants

All these karens at mcdonalds need a good sludging to teach them some manners.

by margcamera January 4, 2022

SLUDGE PILE

HE TOOT THEN BITCH HE TOOT SOME MORE!?!?!?!

Honey I sludge piled last night

Honey: ok

by Jambe February 13, 2021

autism sludge

The undeniable unpleasant taste of material soley targeted to a niche group/community that makes one cringe when witnessed by someone outside said group. With an aftertaste of existentialism on why are we here obsessing about small trivial things.

"Did you know Hot Wheels cars originally used guitar string and had actual suspension, using aerospace engineer(s) to create the high speed Hot Wheels was known fo- OH and every background car that raced in Cars the movie has their own lore -"
"Yeah that's enough autism sludge for me thank you very much."

by MasterSushis October 27, 2025

pump gallery for the sludge digestors

An insult against a group of people who are being stupid and you're not a part of it.

This is a reference to treatment of sludge generated by wastewater facilities, the pump gallery is where you watch thickened concentrated sludge be digested by micro-organisms.

Bob watches as cars continuously slide down an icy road and crash after not heeding anybodies warning or slowing down.

Bob "feels like im in the pump gallery for the sludge digestors"

by Ilikebowls24 October 29, 2025