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wad-swat

What you perform when a biting insect lands on a "strictly-hands-off" area of someone else's body, and so you have to use a crumpled piece of fabric to dispatch said blood-sucker.
Tiffany and I were out for an afternoon beach-stroll and a mosquito landed on her butt --- naturally I couldn't touch her "down there" while we were in public, but we both still were carrying our beach-towels, so I hastily bunched mine up and gave that impudent insect a wad-swat.
by QuacksO August 31, 2018
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swat call

1. swat call (compound noun)
2. to swat-call (verb)
When you’re on sick leave of any kind in any profession, and the company has an occupational physician try to get the jump on you by either an unannounced phone call or house call. The doctor in question, normally referred to as ‘Doc Ock’ may be referred to as a ‘fowler’ in this case, named so after the tactical medic from the show S.W.A.T.
While on sick leave I visited a theme park and got a swat call from a fowler mid-rollercoaster. I was caught red handed!
by Laquatus October 16, 2023
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Twat-swatted

A term used when a female interferes with another female .who is trying to hook up with a male. Synonym: Cock blocked
We were at the club the other night and I was just about to hook up with this guy when I got twat-swatted by Tabitha.
by Anglmk2 January 27, 2024
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Twat swat

A female interrupting another female from getting dick
Yall men can cock block us females can twat swat
by Dwizzlle August 7, 2023
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FBI SWAT

Federal Bureau of Investigation Special Weapons And Tactics
The FBI SWAT is just like your average SWAT team, besides the fact that they're federal and deal with higher level threats.
This includes bombings of important buildings, astoundingly high warrants, and more.
guy 1: "hey man you wanna join the fbi swat"
chad: "no"
by Bryce878 August 23, 2023
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Swat

My friend is a swat, eww nasty.
by Paradise04 September 11, 2023
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Swat

Im so hot I gotta swat stain on my pants
by Chazzzdaddy November 7, 2022
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