SMS

abbreviation for “Suck My Sandwich”

Nona: What is an SMS?

Sam: Suck My Sandwich. Now do my laundry

by Don't get me in trouble February 21, 2021

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Suck my sandwich

“What does sms stand for”
“ suck my sandwich”

by Heysisters7 April 13, 2021

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SM-Essay

The act of using a mobile phones Short Messaging Service to send long drawn out messages that extend beyond the standard SMS 160 character limit.

Hi son, well your dad is going to pick your grandmother up at 3pm and your sister needs to go to town at 12 as she is having her hair cut and need to get some nail polish remover. I'm popping out for about 10 minutes to go next door to see Valerie as she wants to show me her new dress but that will be about 1ish I think... Val can talk the hind legs off a donkey so I might be a bit longer. Come over at 4pm and sorry for the SM-Essay

by burningme August 14, 2011

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sm:)e

A way to write the word "smile" online that includes the smiley emoticon. Not very commonly used and kind of confusing tbh

"Hey, you should sm:)e more!"
"This job has been a real pain. Sm:)e."

by imbriandead January 18, 2023

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sell my soul

“i would fr sms to date him”

by ndjdusijsb February 2, 2023

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sms (suck my strap)

When you say smd (suck my dick) and niggas say “what dick you got??” you can say sms ( suck my strap)

strap meaning: a fake dick/dildo that people use

stranger 1: yo your outfit is fuckin ass go change ho

stranger 2: go sms (suck my strap) stoopid whore, atleast ion got an nba youngboy ponytail like yo ho ass

by Zaza😋🫶🏾 October 17, 2023

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