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Slappy Crappy No-Nappy

To be performed with the girl you love or any girl you see walking down the street. Performed in four steps as follows. 1. Slap her across the face 2. Shit your pants immediately 3. Reach around her and jab her in the left butt cheek with an epi pen 4. Let the magic happen (the magic meaning whatever the fuck happens after these lovely acts have been performed)
“Hey Connor how was your weekend?”
“I gave my girl a slappy crappy no-nappy”
“I want to be just like you when I grow up!”
by Captainprice141 March 11, 2023
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Slappy Sacks

A game both similar and incredibly different to tummy sticks. The game is played between to males, who take turn slapping each other in the balls. The game finishes once a player taps out. The loser then must give the winner sloppy toppy
Carl: My throat really hurts right now
Pete: Why's that
Carl: I played a game of Slappy Sacks with Jimmy yesterday, and I lost
by Theforbiddengamemaster May 5, 2025
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Slappy

Something my dad does to me
Duuuuuude my dad gave me a bad slappy last night.
by Gooo3769 February 15, 2022
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