Joan Rivers route

Turning into what you made fun of yesterday.

The bubbly girl went the Joan Rivers route and started to practice the double standards she always preached against before, and she got harder and harder to respect as she got older (not that anybody respected her much before).

by The Original Agahnim June 23, 2021

Joan Rivers route

Becoming everything you made fun of yesterday. A life where smiling was once an easy thing to do, but becomes more and more difficult as cynicism grows as the end gets closer and closer.

The bubbly girl took the Joan Rivers route through life, and the more she started to practice every double standard she preached against or tried to make fun of when she was younger, the harder and harder it got to respect her the older she got (Not that anybody had ever had much true respect for her, if any).

by The Original Agahnim June 23, 2021

Joan Rivers route

Becoming everything you made fun of yesterday. A life where smiling was once easy, but becomes harder and harder while cynicism grows as the end gets closer and closer, and the reality that nobody will miss you when the end does get here sets in.

The bubbly girl went the Joan Rivers route through life, and the more she started to practice everything she once preached against, the more she tried to change reality from what ot was into a new one. It got harder and harder to respect her as she got older (though nobody really did have much respect for her if any before anyway).

by The Original Agahnim June 23, 2021

Scenic route

Gay porn, the act of taking the back road

My boyfriend wanted to take the scenic route last night

by Country Barbie April 18, 2018

inspect the evacuation route

To inspect, and explore, one's anus.

Dan had to inspect Stuart's evacuation route, and it made him harder than Chinese algebra.

"Inspect the evacuation route, Dan"
"Don't fucking have to tell me twice."
*tongue drools*

by Phantom Spaceman July 20, 2017

Lobo route

Taking the day path of least resistance while blaming others for your shortcomings.

Realizing he was inadequate at his job he took the lobo route.

by supercoolsuperflysupahiiii March 13, 2023

Lobo route

Taking the path of least resistance while blaming others for your shortcomings.

Realizing he was inadequate at his job he took the lobo route.

by supercoolsuperflysupahiiii March 15, 2023