Quarantine Cumshot

A cumshot so powerful it travels 6 feet, allowing you to fuck your girl while maintaining social distancing. Never aim at the eyes, as it could blind someone for life.

Yo, yesterday me and my girlfriend were a little horny, so I gave her a quarantine cumshot. It was like a bullet dude, it flew so fast.

by SirSwankington June 1, 2020

Quarantine

A nightmare for extroverts

I am quarantined here.

by Qfwewwedfgrfb June 9, 2020

God Rolled Quarantine

When most people are having a terrible time during the Quarantine, but you are having a great time.

I know a lot of people are dying right now or getting sick from the virus, but I have had a God Rolled Quarantine, I asked my crush out and she said yes!

by TheRedBlade99 June 24, 2020

Quarantine Cutie

N. Someone who you would want to spend time quarantined or in isolation with. Typically due to a disaster.

“Do you wanna be my quarantine cutie? We’d spend all day together!”
“Eww no.”

by Dumbnugget September 14, 2020

Quarantine Boy

A person, specifically a dude, who has been quarantined for 15 days.

Person:Hey Quarantine Boy!!
Person 2: stfu
Person: No.

by kat but maybe kat September 24, 2020

quarantine

a stupid thing that is so stupid I can't even say it enough

quarantine sucks

by Redheaded person September 29, 2020

Quarantine

When 2020 decided to end many lives. FU

2020 quarantine will end all of us

by Urban killer 911 October 6, 2020