curt patel

Curt Patel: the sex act of giving your partner a hickey on their tailbone, typically preceding anilingus

will: yo how was your night last night homie?
jack: it was off the hook man, i gave avery the dirtiest curt patel ever man!!

by Nick Fishman November 9, 2022

Meet Patel

Meet Patel loves basketball and is extremely nice and loving to his girls. He is mean and acts like an NPC and will spank you multiple times when he wants something from you because he is your daddyy

OMG is that Meet Patel, he is such a smashhh*moan***

by bartholomew12345 November 16, 2022

mr patel

A god sent from the heavens above us.
This supernatural god has incredible abilities in solving complex scientific mysteries and has insane skills in describing ‘sex’

Mr Patel can be found lurking in the classroom or in that one corridor, practising his common phrases. Here are a few.
-keep it efficient
-no

-kwl

-guys
He has exelled the communities expectations with his attractive looks, books and nooks.
He’s also really hot

“Mr Patel is so fine I wanna marry him”

by clara:) May 9, 2022

mr patel

most likely a science teacher who everyone loves, mostly known as daddy patel 😘

‘did you see mr patel over there’

by 4spennn May 9, 2022

rhitik patel

A dude with a very large forehead. Generally has few friends and attempts to cling to just one. Hard-working, and most importantly, a HUGE simp

damn that guy is such a rhitik patel, he has no friends!

by UrbanDictionaryPeruser January 4, 2022

bobby patel

bobby patel is actually an indian even though the name doesnt sound it. hes also known as barry or bob by certain people, he goes jls and is apart of a stupid friend group that are all nitties except for the odd one or two. its surprising how he can even see through his curtain bangs and his hair is longer than most girls. the guy practically lives at hbs and takes his fat android everywhere with him(his password is easy to guess). he has a purple sst on his bitmoji but doesnt own one irl which is a bit weird. im convinced hes gay but hes great for moral support when people are drunk and actually a nice guy. he also stole floppy willy guys habs girlfriend which is great so bobby can stop third wheeling now everytime he goes out

friend: look its bobby patel
friend: you can spot his strawberry looking joggers from a mile away

by hehehehheheeehehheh October 9, 2022

Owais Patel

A person that goes to school to spy on the children their and act like he is one of them

They are the biggest NPC known to mankind, they have a code where they have to pay for food as a daily subscription fee to the friend group they are spying on, this however is funded by the UK government

"OMG look at that person over there, they are such an Owais Patel."
"What an NPC there such an Owais Patel"

by MottyScotty October 18, 2022