notch apple

Minecraft term used to define an enchanted Golden Apple. The term describes the item's overpowering nature.

Time to see how much of these notch apples he has in his chest.

by elaboratescanner04 January 21, 2024

Notch

Bordering Pedophilia

'This is pure notch'

by Gannies November 14, 2022

Notch

An energetic person who is mentally unstable. This person is an Astrophile. This person also enjoys most foods with exception of tomatoes outside of burgers, Okra and Papaya. A generally chaotic foodie.

Notch(the n***a) is confused about how people can identify as a "Notch" but he will let it slide.

by TeeheeTee hee February 12, 2022

shy top notch

a freak who has to be broken out of their shell

"yeah she's a shy top notch"

by shshus April 3, 2022

Notch

Trick ass bitch.

Don’t come round hur with that notching ass attitude yau stinking ass NOTCH.

by anonymous January 26, 2021

Notch boy

Like a big dumb bitch, but biggerer and dumberer

You’re such a notch boy Zach brown, you big dumb bitch

by Notchboylover June 19, 2025

Notch 8

A short fat person of any sex with no neck (A Notch 8) who thinks they’re entitled to corporate validations through the means of sexual favours. Unfortunately no one is willing to accept the favours.

Hi my name is _____ and I’ve just been awarded Notch 8. I’ll suck your dick or eat my own ass for employee of the month.

“No thanks, please return to your work area.”

by Philosophyforthepeople October 3, 2025