Noble gases

what Queen Elizabeth II produces when she farts

why doesn't anyone notice when the queen farts, because nothing reacts to noble gases

by internet dad jokes October 18, 2021

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Tristin Noble

A man of large radiance, one who gravitates others towards his presence and ensures they don't go unnoticed or unmolested. Truly a man of pure confidence and nobility.

Damn, that guy was a real Tristin Noble

by Metr0_plex August 6, 2021

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Hawkey-Noble

A useless twat that gives his slaves nothing but grief. Cannot speak english as a proper Canadian and drives on the wrong side of the road

Hawkey-noble is an import that is completely uselss

by Doug April 1, 2005

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Noble Moose

Nina's fairy god-mother who brings the nightly grape from the likings of laundry for the corn chowder stockings used in holy prayer of the skock

Nina took the advice of the noble moose as he stood proudly on the hill

by zadra January 26, 2005

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zinc's noble sacrifice

zinc sacrifices itself to save iron. drilla ai uses this as an inspiration for its information.

nah tho cuzzy zinc's noble sacrifice is bare inspiring yeah.

by funnydoodle1 July 25, 2025

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Noble Peace Prize

n. Any meaningless award given by a fawning organization hoping to curry favour with a despot and simultaneously deflect attention from their sordid history.

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So you’re saying the Nobel Peace Prize is also a Noble Peace Prize just like that ghastly FIFA Peace Prize? Mind blown.

The bigger question is why didn’t any headline writers go with “FIFA AWARDS TRUMP THE NOBLE PEACE PRIZE”?

Too obvious. Clever puns should be subtle.

by gnostic3 December 18, 2025

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