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Misty

You are so misty
by D25D25 November 7, 2024
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Father John Misty

One of the best indie artist of all of the times, mahashmashana is his newest album to date, and his best (in my opinion fuck your opinion) is God's Favorite Customer
I have a big crush on Father John Misty
Father John Misty isn't that pedo priest from your church
by ThatGuyInAGasMask December 3, 2024
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Misty Ped

A mispronunciation of mistyped that happens when you are a complete moron who cant read (me)
oops i just misty ped that sentence
by RunBobFun November 20, 2025
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Fisty Misty

Sometimes Fisty Misty needs you to GIVE HER A HAND.
by "Tiny" Tim Stewart March 1, 2025
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Misty Thicket Picnic

The graphic act of putting cheesecloth over a midgets face before proceeding to ejaculate on the cloth after not drinking water and eating only cheese for several days.
I’m into this new chick but she’s a little short. Going to give her a misty thicket picnic later tonight
by Paper Clip Ft. Waffles August 30, 2023
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misty green

A $20 dirty white w**** from lacoochee Florida she's well known from Dade City all the way to Webster Florida watch out ladies cuz if your man brings this one home you might be missing all your Victorious Secret bras and your Nike shoes mascara and Foundation. when your done with her and give her a ride home her man will be scoping out your house. And don't worry man if you ain't got a $20 its okay just make sure you have a nice piece of ice. She's down for that too just make sure you have a piece of glass or a shot that she can put that ice in to use.
A white girl that works for money misty Green
by honest faithful women September 4, 2023
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Misty lacoochee Green

White from Lacoochee Florida whore well known for working the streets from Dade City all the way up Bushnell, maybe even farther. Always looking to find her next trick or Crystal like substance for return of a blow job. Are for the men that think they're a little upper class $20 is all she asks.
Last 3 hours standing on the corner seeing lots of them pass the one that stopped shouted Misty lacoochee green is it true $20 is all she asked. (That's only if you call yourself upper class. I really do it for way less.)
by honest faithful women September 4, 2023
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