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Minecraft

Minecraft may look like just another survival fantasy RPGmade out of blocks. But when you play it for the first time, you will become “Awakened” you will realize that Minecraft is the escape from the cruel unjust world that humanity has conquered and corrupted. True joy and happiness is within us all, and Minecraft is the keymaster. A world of your own, we’re you can be free and live in harmony with all that’s around you. Including your friends who have also been “Awakended.” First you are building your house and thinking about how your gonna survive the night, next your screaming into the mic because your friend led a creeper inside and blew your house to blocks. And lastly, your sitting on the shore, staring out above the sea at the beutiful square sunset, with your 3 bffs by your side. All the while your thinking, you know...life’s good.
My future Grandson in 2065: “Hey Paw Paw? What is Mine Craft. Our history teacher told us about it at school. He told about the signing of the World Wide Peace treaty and how Minecraft caused it all. He told us stuff about uniting all humanity with this Mine Craft thing and—”
Me: *chuckles*
Grandson: “What is it Paw Paw?”
Me: “Minecraft? *Puffs Smoke* I haven’t heard that name in years...”
by WordWizzard69 October 9, 2019
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Its a god game and better then d fortnite
Fortnite shit minecraft good
by Shitboy69 October 11, 2019
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I am so mad!!! He blew up my house in minecraft
by .JESUS. May 25, 2018
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A legendary game made in 2009 that still cause nostalgia in adulthood.
Real gamers play Minecraft.
by Cybertoxicrtroluen January 2, 2020
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An adult game only for pro gamers
Q. Wanna play Fortnite?
R. Ew no i play Minecraft
by Rxgie January 4, 2020
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A game where only the most powerful of the powerful can possibly survive survival Minecraft. You try it, wish you luck.
Guy: Bro I’m pro at life
Guy 2: what did you do?
Guy: I beat the ended dragon in Minecraft and collected my elytra.
Guy 2: man you are good at life!
by Bayfuhq March 29, 2020
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The best game that will ever exist. It is a game for alphas, unlike the beta abomination known as fortnite.
Guy 1: “Hey bro wanna do some Minecraft?”
Guy 2: “Sure bro
by Big Ol' Boy April 21, 2020
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