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Messy tits

Breasts that have been ejaculated on. Can also refer to flabby, flat, pancake looking tits commonly seen in National Geographic magazine.
After some hot sex, Scott finished by giving me messy tits last night!

That bitch Dakota got some nasty, messy tits!
by steeldoesntfeel December 25, 2016
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Do a Messi

When someone Scores 4 goals in a single game of Football or Soccer. So called because the said Lionel Messi of Barcelona scores 4 goals so often.
Hey Bro, did you see Gerrard do a Messi at the weekend?
by Bigausk June 16, 2012
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Messy Pigeon

Standing up on the toilet lid and doing 1,s and 2's, usually they do not go in the toilet.
The whole area, including the walls, floor and the toilet itself should be covered in waste so it is advisable thtat you don't do it in your own home.
It is often done on purpose to get back at someone.
"That Kane was sporking your girlfriend".
"That Justin Bieber! I am so going to do the biggest Messy Pigeon the world has ever seen at his place!"
by Wane karr November 6, 2011
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Messi-Schwabe

Ein Messi-Schwabe ist eine menschenähnlDerm mit primatenartiger Intelligenz. Sie ernährt sich hauptsächlich von Junkfood und Resten dir es in seinem Bau findet. Zu ihren Häufigsten Tätigkeiten zählt das Sammeln von Gegenständen, um möglichst kein Geld auszugeben.
A: Siehst du diesen Typen da vorne?
B: Der, der alle Werbekugelschreiber geklaut hat?
A: Ja genau der, ein richtiger Messi-Schwabe.
by Knowname November 5, 2018
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Messy fun

When a man or a women cums everywhere basically a lot of cum
My girl likes to lick up all the messy fun we make
by Space tent February 27, 2019
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messy chopsticks

After a man or woman is double penetrated with an unclean butthole, they blow both dicks until they are clean.
My girl gave me and my buddy messy chopsticks last night.
by Assmaster Supreme May 31, 2018
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messy cum

To cum more than two tablespoons and to miss the projected target making the surrounding objects messy.
girl: hit me from behind
*bang* *bang* *elevation*
boy: should I cum inside you or on you?
girl: you decide
*ejaculate*
girl: did you just miss, hit the sheets and then my sock?
boy: ummmm
girl: look at your messy cum, do you have self-control??
boy: I got too excited and couldn’t decide, then I ran out of time deciding
by lockloadfill7577 June 3, 2018
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