math

M-mentally
A-absurd
T-teaching
H-habit

I made this up last year when i was in 7th grade, the 05-05 year. It hit me suddenly while sitting through seven thirty am math glass what math really stood for. I told my teacher and she laughed.

Chuck Norris is the only non-geeky person who excels in math. He can divide any number by zero and come up with a different number that is always right.

Everyone: Aah, we have to go learn "math" again.
One person: Yeah, maybe we should skip it and hide out in the bathroom this period.
Everyone else: That's a great idea!

by Gasper November 7, 2006

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The art or science of doing mathematics.

I caught myself doing some extra mathing after school.

by woolsweater August 31, 2006

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The worst stuff MAN KIND HAS INVENTED!!!!!!!!!!

Nerd: I got an A+ on my math test

Me: I got a D+ but I wont use this math in my
grown up life so I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!!!!

Next Day.......

Me: I guessed my math homework answers because I
wanted to go outside.

Nerd: oooooo, You're going to get benched.

Me: I don't give a dead bird's last shit!

by Buttlamo May 8, 2007

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Math, the wretched spawn of satan himself.
Consisting of useless crap you'll never need to know,except for adding,subtracting,multiplication and divison, the rest is there just to stress you out.

But is still needed to get a good job.

"Ok what's the size of the angle X ?"
"Who gives a fuck."

by 3052 April 1, 2005

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