A game conceived by god to be played on multiple devices. This game is a 1st 2nd and 3rd person game. You have the power to do whatever you please in this game.
by T-series succ March 25, 2019
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Thank you for making us very excited -
*when we building a dirt house
*when we killed a mob
*when we got excited over finding a diamond ore
Thank you for making our childhoods the best ones we could ever had.
-A former Minecraft fan
Thank you for making us very excited -
*when we building a dirt house
*when we killed a mob
*when we got excited over finding a diamond ore
Thank you for making our childhoods the best ones we could ever had.
-A former Minecraft fan
by A Minecraft fan April 1, 2019
Get the Minecraft mug.The Game that never dies, you play once and you're hooked in immediately. Like it's some type of virtual drug. It's unescapable as it's on literally everything.
Person 1: Hey, want to play some Minecraft?
Person 2: I've never played that game but I've seen it a lot.
Person 1: You should tOTALLY PLAY IT
Person 2: Ok, it says it's only $20. I'll get it.
- Person 3 arrives
Person 3: Don't play Minecraft! You'll get addicted!!
Person 2: And what game do you play?
Person 3: Fortnite.
- Person 3 proceeds to get beaten to death
Person 2: I've never played that game but I've seen it a lot.
Person 1: You should tOTALLY PLAY IT
Person 2: Ok, it says it's only $20. I'll get it.
- Person 3 arrives
Person 3: Don't play Minecraft! You'll get addicted!!
Person 2: And what game do you play?
Person 3: Fortnite.
- Person 3 proceeds to get beaten to death
by Pixelcraftian October 5, 2019
Get the Minecraft mug.Minecraft may look like just another survival fantasy RPGmade out of blocks. But when you play it for the first time, you will become “Awakened” you will realize that Minecraft is the escape from the cruel unjust world that humanity has conquered and corrupted. True joy and happiness is within us all, and Minecraft is the keymaster. A world of your own, we’re you can be free and live in harmony with all that’s around you. Including your friends who have also been “Awakended.” First you are building your house and thinking about how your gonna survive the night, next your screaming into the mic because your friend led a creeper inside and blew your house to blocks. And lastly, your sitting on the shore, staring out above the sea at the beutiful square sunset, with your 3 bffs by your side. All the while your thinking, you know...life’s good.
My future Grandson in 2065: “Hey Paw Paw? What is Mine Craft. Our history teacher told us about it at school. He told about the signing of the World Wide Peace treaty and how Minecraft caused it all. He told us stuff about uniting all humanity with this Mine Craft thing and—”
Me: *chuckles*
Grandson: “What is it Paw Paw?”
Me: “Minecraft? *Puffs Smoke* I haven’t heard that name in years...”
Me: *chuckles*
Grandson: “What is it Paw Paw?”
Me: “Minecraft? *Puffs Smoke* I haven’t heard that name in years...”
by WordWizzard69 October 9, 2019
Get the Minecraft mug.by Shitboy69 October 11, 2019
Get the Minecraft mug.The name means that you "Mine" for resources, and "Craft" things with the resources that you got from mining. Hence the name Minecraft. Also killed Fortnite and became number one in 2019 😎
Gaymer: hey dude wanna play Fortnite
Gamer: no i wanna play Minecraft
Gaymer: eww kid game
Gamer: oh look a creeper behind you
Creeper:
Gamer: no i wanna play Minecraft
Gaymer: eww kid game
Gamer: oh look a creeper behind you
Creeper:
by PhilipDaMaster August 14, 2019
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