The first first aid to arrive on the scene., Equipped with bandages, rolled gauzedes and ointments.
Pee pads are a must, be won't be required; are optional...
Proof of residency encouraged, not enforced.
Handicapped license required. Fraugalent abusers will be reported.
Anyone < age 55 will be locked at the staulks. No Poop Breaks.
Pee pads are a must, be won't be required; are optional...
Proof of residency encouraged, not enforced.
Handicapped license required. Fraugalent abusers will be reported.
Anyone < age 55 will be locked at the staulks. No Poop Breaks.
Dayum Daniel, gramps here tired as hell, call up the First Maid, take her all day to walk here, and she gots to take me to get my prescription..
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A woman native mostly to South East Asia, (commonly Indonesia and Vietnam) India, and Eastern Europe (commonly Ukraine, Lithuania, and Latvia) who preys on fat, hopeless guys i.e. incels and neckbeards in developed nations who can't get with Western women due to crippling ineptitude at life. Lurking mostly on dating and chat sites; the Soul Maid promises the perfect submissive woman who loves cooking and cleaning with their endgame being resource extraction and eventual marriage, including all-expense-paid travels to their partner's home country. Afterward, she can either keep up the charade of "love" or pull the divorce lever for the cash and prizes; both benefiting the Soul Maid and screwing her partner royally at varied starting times.
A typical Soul Maid has no personality aside from playing up a submissive, ethnic village girl stereotype sold to their partner by the PR machines of dating sites/other "happier abroad" propaganda while having no interests outside of cooking, cleaning, and entertaining/enabling their temporary partner's delusions of being an alpha male. The Soul Maid's approval costs and inspires nothing therefore, the temporary partner can exist blissfully being a fat loser and thinking he found love where all he had to do is throw money around.
A woman native mostly to South East Asia, (commonly Indonesia and Vietnam) India, and Eastern Europe (commonly Ukraine, Lithuania, and Latvia) who preys on fat, hopeless guys i.e. incels and neckbeards in developed nations who can't get with Western women due to crippling ineptitude at life. Lurking mostly on dating and chat sites; the Soul Maid promises the perfect submissive woman who loves cooking and cleaning with their endgame being resource extraction and eventual marriage, including all-expense-paid travels to their partner's home country. Afterward, she can either keep up the charade of "love" or pull the divorce lever for the cash and prizes; both benefiting the Soul Maid and screwing her partner royally at varied starting times.
A typical Soul Maid has no personality aside from playing up a submissive, ethnic village girl stereotype sold to their partner by the PR machines of dating sites/other "happier abroad" propaganda while having no interests outside of cooking, cleaning, and entertaining/enabling their temporary partner's delusions of being an alpha male. The Soul Maid's approval costs and inspires nothing therefore, the temporary partner can exist blissfully being a fat loser and thinking he found love where all he had to do is throw money around.
Melvin: "Mom, my new wife Herdiana is cooking today."
Mom: "Does she know how to do anything else?"
Melvin: "Look how tidy our house is now, she's so good at cleaning too."
Mom: (grumbling to herself) "When I got married I was a soul mate but my loser son married a SOUL MAID!"
Mom: "Does she know how to do anything else?"
Melvin: "Look how tidy our house is now, she's so good at cleaning too."
Mom: (grumbling to herself) "When I got married I was a soul mate but my loser son married a SOUL MAID!"
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