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Kansas City Bus Pass

When a man hangs from the roof beams of a bus stop with his feet on the bench while an obese woman sucks him off while sitting on the bench.
This fat bitch needed bus fare so she asked if she could do a Kansas City Bus Pass with me
by FuckIce January 11, 2026
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Kansas City Bus Stop

When a man is fellated by a fat bitch while holding on to the roof beams of a bus stop in KC. His feet are placed on the bench while the fat chick is sitting on said bench. Bonus points if it’s during the day.
Man this fat whore needed bus fare so she asked me for a Kansas City Bus Stop.
by FuckIce January 11, 2026
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Kansas City Mudslide

When you shit in the cleavage of your partners tits and it comes out all watery and it starts falling like a landslide of mud
I gave my girl a Kansas City Mudslide last week
by Balls Even Deeper May 17, 2023
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Kansas City Bopper

It is a sexual position that is so difficult too explain, just imagine how difficult it is to do. Its so difficult that it. Has reach mythological status and most people doubt its existance entirely.
I told my boy i was doin the kansas city bopper to this chick and he just cut me off mid story like " Just stop it, nobody even knows if the kansas city bopper exists, its like the phantom of the opera a myth"
by John Conde June 19, 2023
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Kansas City Slider

When a man cums in your mouth at the wrong angle, and it shoots out of your nose.
I came so hard I gave her a Kansas City Slider
by anonymous June 3, 2024
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Kansas City Creamer

The act of masterbating into a COVID mask and putting in on a bearded man's face, thus letting the discharge ooze into the man's facial hair.
I just gave Travis Kelce the old 'Kansas City Creamer'
by MorgBorg February 11, 2024
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The Ole’ Kansas City Napkin

When you take your wife beater off and turn it into a napkin before you’re about to eat ass like it’s some of Kansas City’s finest BBQ.
Bob was visiting the local watering hole where he picked up a gal to take home, he made sure to pull out the ole’ Kansas City napkin before foreplay.
by Themesiah February 21, 2024
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