Jp

Jp is this British guy that you end up meeting on some weird app during Covid in 2020 and talk for a lil, then block eventually. He is super hot and funny, has a great penis but refuses to fly to America to see the most amazing hot funny cool smart sexiest woman on the planet.

“Hey is that JP?? I had sex with him last night” … her friend: “yea me too”

“Oh my God JP don’t stop I’m about to cum!”

“Jp stop being a pussy and come see me in NY, please :)”

by TruthBeTold9 December 27, 2023

Jp

A corny shitty ass fuckin waste of human space. If you ever meet Jp be careful. You can usually smell the chlamydia from across the room :/. He’s grimy.

“Oh my god did you hear Jp gave ANOTHER girl chlamydia”

- “tell me something I don’t know”

by Jphater4L January 9, 2024

JP

the most perfect person on planet earth, insanely funny and fallons a bitch

jp is really funny

by jpgotit November 21, 2023

jp

acronym for just playing

"i hate ur hair"

"for real??'

"nah, jp. its cute/"

by yooooitsmeee December 6, 2023

Jp

The ultimate cuck, ie. the cuck.
Ultra cuck.
Man who watches his girlfriend get fucked
Specifically by black men

Oh shit you watched your girl get fucked? That’s so Jp of you.

by Creampie202”2”2 December 12, 2022

JP

Juicy Pussy

She’s got some nice JP

by Hmm hahaha December 24, 2022

JP

Bad friend

Remember when JP used to hangout with us? RIP

by bigtimesad July 22, 2023