pussy insurance

When someone, typically a man, starts looking for a new relationship without breaking off his long term relationship first because he just wants guaranteed pussy.

Girl, don’t go out with him he’s using you for pussy insurance.

by ZeroPussyInsurance April 4, 2023

Nationwide renters insurance

Nationwide renters insurance includes features such as identity theft protection and coverage of up to $25,000 for covered expenses. Additionally, customers receive access to cyber risk specialists and multiple policy discounts. Additional perks include Nationwide Mutual Insurance Company discounts for installing home security and protective devices, multipolicy savings, and educational content. Customers can also get an app for iPhone or iPad to access their policy information on the go. In addition, this company has offices in many states, including New Jersey and California.

Nationwide Renters Insurance Company

by vegansav May 12, 2023

insurance dinner

A yearly celebratory dinner, usually held in the evening, where one partner graciously hosts the occasion for their significant other, who serves as the principal policyholder responsible for the relationship's insurance plan.

Friend 1: Hey! Are you free Friday night? A few of us from work are going to the beach to watch fireworks.
Friend 2: Oh no, sorry! I have to take my partner to dinner for our insurance dinner.
Friend 1: Wow. Insurance dinners are a scam.
Friend 2: Yes, they are indeed. See you next time!

by kincaidenau December 16, 2023

insurance dinners

A yearly celebratory dinner, usually held in the evening, where one partner graciously hosts the occasion for their significant other, who serves as the principal policyholder responsible for the relationship's insurance plan.

Friend 1: Hey! Are you free Friday night? A few of us from work are going to the beach to watch fireworks.
Friend 2: Oh no, sorry! I have to take my partner to dinner for our insurance dinner.
Friend 1: Wow. Insurance dinners are a scam.
Friend 2: Yes, they are indeed. See you next time!

by naukincaide December 17, 2023

Insurance hair

The hair on the edges of girls with Afro-textured hair that's basically scanty due to extreme braiding as the hair is grabbed and plaited tightly leading to broken hair and hair loss.

She had the hair salon relax her insurance hair to make fake baby hairs.

by Afro Hair December 6, 2018

Freeway insurance

A fat boy that plays girls feeling and moves in fast. Also like to eat every 30min.

Ivan: wanna go eat
Me: yes
30min later
Ivan: do you want to eat again I’m hungry

Me: nah I’m full
Freeway insurance mean to eat a lot and play girls feeelibg

by Jouse6969 March 19, 2019

curb insurance

Insurance that will cover your wheels tires and anything else you end up fucking up on your vehicle.

When alexis drives over a curb she tends to pop tires so she calls up the curb insurance to have them fixed. Common on blue Volkswagen bugs..

by Tinkerbelll69 January 16, 2019