goon

1) A shiney silver sack, filled with your choice of vodka, wine or tequilla, which at the time causes great happiness, But may come with various side affects such as;

multiple vom sessions

memory loss

self-endangerment

inability to study or apply make up

overly affectionate behaviour

Also known as Robots Placenta

Can also be used as a comertose pillow, or blow it up again and have a fun game of goon hackey.

She got on the goon hard last night....

by goon.love June 4, 2010

goon

a person who has had a great life, lots of friends, and is always having fun.

a goon is a cheerful person.

by youowemeacherrycoke October 14, 2011

goon

One that is different from others and has a goonie complex. Dale Johnson. The men in malls who try to starighten your hair. The "badass" kids in 90's movies like Jack Black in The Never Ending Story and many others.

The man playing the accordian and hopping about is a big goon.

by Jenna Johnson May 20, 2007

goon

A stupid/annoying/clumsy person.

You stupid goon! *sigh*

by Quiet Robert February 27, 2005

goon

a skeeve, someone that really sucks and that everyone hates

Drty Derr
That kid is a fucking goon ass O'Fay

by joey December 1, 2004

Goon

1. hoodlum or thug

2. a stupid, foolish or awkward person

3. a roughneck

4. a mole rat, of the naked species, commonly found popping out of butt holes

Biggest goon!

by nakedmoleratzzzzzzz January 10, 2011

goon

Noun. A man or woman who lives under the slide at your local park. They typically eat squirrel meat and trash. They enjoy snorting coke, smoking crack, and occasionally drop acid.

Mom: "You stay away from that crazy goon at the park, honey"
Kid: "OK Mom, but why?"
Mom: "Because that goon stabbed three kids last year."

by Shmuzzle 1 November 18, 2013