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Glenn Hat Trick

An ice hockey player can achieve a Glenn Hat Trick if he/she records all of the following in a single game:
1) An unforced defensive zone give-away
2) An un-facilitated fall
3) An unforced missed goal on an open net
All you need to do is miss an empty net and you've got a Glenn Hat Trick!
by Reston Hawks September 13, 2011
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Glenn

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Glenn

Glenn is a kind, thoughtful, sexy and hilarious soul. He thinks deeply and has a heart of Gold. Glenn’s can be described as ‘old souls’ as they are wise beyond their years and can often be misunderstood by their peers.

If you are lucky to enough to catch Glenn’s eye, you will be showered with unconditional love and affection. To be in a relationship with Glenn is to be deeply in love with your best friend. He will cherish you, adore you and be endlessly supportive of your dreams.

Glenn will surprise you everyday, whether it’s with his wit or passion for his special interests, you will never run out of things to talk about. He is funny beyond measure and will make you laugh harder than with any other man.

Children and animals are drawn to Glenn’s warm and kind soul, they can sense his big beautiful heart.

If you know a Glenn, or are in a relationship with one, know that you will have a friend for life and a companion who is like no one else. Glenn deserves to be loved with the ferocity in which he loves.

Expect to fall in love at first sight when you are introduced to Glenn. He will be the tall, dark and handsome stranger of your dreams.
Glenn is literally the most handsome man I’ve ever laid eyes on.
by Inlovewithglenn November 23, 2021
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Glenn

A handsome man with a ugly soul. Too busy fighting the demons in his head to love and appreciate the good people around him.

Extremely self-centred and lacks empathy for his actions.
Typical glenn move!
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Glenn

Only out for themselves, doesn’t care how he gets there as long as he’s on top. loves to lie and doesn’t express his feelings very well. Party animal loves brazzers and letting people down. Very ARTISTIC
always a good time with glenn
by lolosheridan4 November 23, 2021
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The Glenn Beck Defense

A synonym for JAQing Off, this phrase was named after right wing commentator Glenn Beck, who became famous for spewing conspiracy theories and hate fueled rhetoric under the guise of asking questions. His usage of this defense became so notorious that South Park famously mocked him for it.
"I'm not saying that they were good people, I'm just asking if the Jan 6 rioters were really Republicans or if they were Democrats in disguise?"
"Quit pulling The Glenn Beck Defense moron!"
by Lynch/Fellini May 30, 2023
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bruce glenn

Bruce Glenn (aka country blumpkin) is the greatest NHL series hockey player of all time. Bruce is the creator of the windmill deke, and the most defensive player always on the ice.
Bruce Glenn is a great accountant!!
by Nhl#3 February 5, 2023
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