mom: “have you made a dentist appointment?”
Me: “have you seen my red shoes around?”
Mom: “no I haven’t and are you text deaf?”
Me: “have you seen my red shoes around?”
Mom: “no I haven’t and are you text deaf?”
by Legopuffer May 23, 2018
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by StafuYo April 7, 2018
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Noam Chomsky went totally brain deaf at yesterday's lecture; he moral signaled the entire time and sounded like he didn't have a clue at all about the topics that were meant to be discussed fruitfully.
by whereisthefood October 21, 2017
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Nurse, get me the surgeons, this patient has deaf meat. A surgical operation is imminent, and we may be required to remove a portion of this man's penis.
by Jesse935232 December 4, 2017
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When someone believes their sexual moan is more acoustically arousing than actually is.
When someone believes their sexual moan is more acoustically arousing than actually is.
She thought her screams were getting me horned up but she sounded like dory talking to a whale, bitch must be moan deaf.
by Candyplan December 26, 2016
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by MolzaOJ August 24, 2020
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