Cum

Modern abbreviation for the word cucumber (Cucumis sativus), a vegetable belonging to the Cucurbitaceae family and indigenous to the South Eastern hemisphere.

Hey bro, you want my cum?

by cucumbersucumber11 April 3, 2018

Cum

1.(n) white fluid that is ejaculated from a male at the peak of a sexual encounter; more often at home every night with a picture of Leanne Zammit and a tube of lotion.

1. Man last night I got cum all over Leanne's nipples.

by Guinea56 May 27, 2018

Cum

Magic love juice made by the male genatils

Son- Dad there is sticky on my dicky!
Dad- That is cum

by cum in he April 2, 2021

Cum

Dude once that sciggly thing hit her egg you are screwed

Jack , i'm cumming i'm cumming!!!!!!!!! Heidi, Jack Jack fuck me fuck me !!!!!!!!!!!!!! several months later Heidi, jack I've got some bad news i'm pregnant

by Labatiste June 28, 2011

Cum

Jizz

His CUM is so tasty

by Wenerツ November 29, 2020

Cum

so when you jerk off of or fuck someone it dat white sticky shit that come out

ah!~ onichan im gonna cum!

by UchihaITACHIII November 5, 2021

Cum

A white drinkable liquid that comes from cum cows. It can be a substitute for milk. It is made by Cum.co and is owned by Sir Johnathen Cumberbatch. Cum comes from the Cum cows which are milked and release the cum. The business was issued in 1856, when Sir John Cumberbatch realized this white liquid was edible and profitable. The Cum production sells millions of Cum cartoons a year and is the biggest company in the cum industry. Cum’s audience is directed to the Lactose intolerant folks and the horny ones. You too can buy Cum from your local store, but it is very rare to find. You too can make your own Cum, but if you sell it you will face copy right claims! So keep your own Cum to yourself! How to make your cum is easy. Get sexually aroused. How we get Cum is none of your business!

Horny guy 1: Ey have you tried cum yet?
Horny guy 2: No,Why do you ask?
Horny guy 1: Cuz it’s good shit

by Slashyclashybashydashy:) November 16, 2021