Cruz Azul

Club America's bitch. They suck. They dont believe in winning championships. They chase for the runner-up position in which they have the most titles. They have often been referred to as "los clientes del america" due ti them losing 99% of their games vs America.

Did you see Cruz Azul lost to Club America again?
Yeah they are America's clientes

by hdlc546 August 20, 2009

Trey Cruz

An Over-achieveing Puerto Rican that can't figure out the meaning to life. Always poops himself when a girl talks to him but can manage to get a mediocre SAT score. Dumb ass nugget that everyone wants to shank. But he cool though.

-You see Trey Cruz over there?
-Yeah, he pooped his pants talking to Felisha yesterday.

by jlluberes December 13, 2014

The Ted Cruz

A sexual desire/fetish to stick your toe in and out of a vagina.

He wanted to do "The Ted Cruz", but that was too freaky for me.

by rumorhasyou November 12, 2018

Mrs Cruz

She is expected to run around bossy all day. If she isnt bossy whole teams fall apart. And although she resents it, she understands that she has to be that bossy bitch.
When she comes home, she don't mind taking off some of that bossiness. Peel it off like a dress and lose control for a bit. You know?

"shit, its Mrs Cruz. What she want this time?"
"run, mate, that Cruz bitch is eyeing us!"

by Krkič August 5, 2019

a ted cruz

when you “accidentally” like a pornographic post.

*scrolling through feed*
*thumb accidentally hits like on pornographic post*
me: “Oh shit i just pulled a ted cruz”
friend: “niiice dude”

by madnik May 9, 2018

Ted Cruz

The muddy mixture of excrement and dirt, which has had time to become semi-liquid, making the ground slippery.

"I hurt my knee after stepping on the neighbor's dog's Ted Cruz."

by Szandorxint November 29, 2022

Ted Cruz

A man who was born with less than average brain cell count (sub 1000 to be specific), And the Zodiac Killer.

Person 1: "Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer 100%"
Person 2: "for real"

by breakfastskillet June 4, 2022