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Cynic 1: Have you checked out that new arts collective Conspiracy Gallery? I hear they do traveling shows all over.

Cynic 2: Ya I caught a show at this really small house party once.

Cynic 1: Cool
by crungler November 18, 2010
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The Conspiracy of Canada

So basically, the American government has developed a lie that Canada exists and is above us But they make it sound so un-American no one wants to either go there, or stay too long in the ten mile long mirage they've created to keep the lie strong. Everyone who "lives" in Canada or "has lived" in Canada has been probed mentally to believe so, and what really is there, is IT. We cannot be sure what, who, how, why or when IT is, all we know is we must train a warrior, stronger than Chuck Norris, to overcome the deception of Canada, and discover and conquer IT. Just think about....
Justin bieber is Canadian, so that makes people not want to visit, Canadian bacon which is a disgrace to bacon is from Canada to decieve us to hate it, they have stupid cop names (Mounties) that make us dislike them. The Conspiracy of Canada is most definitely real and IT is waiting for the warrior
by Joseph Downey January 15, 2014
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Conspiracy

Legally: Two or more people disscussing how they will commit a crime
Police target: would you just kill me please? Undercover cop reply you are under arrest for soliciting another person to enter into a conspiracy to commit murder FINALLY got you scum! Target: "Come on it is just an expression! Are you really that lame? Cop: tell it to the jury dirtbag Your going DOWN!" But we'll drop the conspiracy charge if you testify against your mother and sons ...don't worry we'll tell yas what to say"
by Dougie Quick February 20, 2015
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conspiracy spherist

Anyone who still think we live on a ball despist the fact that J R Tolan has taken pictures of mountains over 500 miles away ImpossiBALL
Neil Tyson DeGrasse says that the Earth is pear-shaped he is a conspiracy Spherist
by Nice111 June 29, 2019
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Cook Conspiracy

A ‘Cook Conspiracy’ is the same as a pipe dream or a stupid fantasy. Someone making a cook conspiracy is talking out of their butt about impossible things like being a mega star or being something they couldn’t possibly be.
~Tranzlucent, American Hip Hop Artist
“She never took me serious
My looks appeared as if
Being a rookie lyricist
Was a cook conspiracy

“Did you hear Dave talking about how he smashed Tina??”
“Tina, like hottest girl in school Tina?”
“Yea dude, he told me himself”
“That’s such a cook conspiracy
by Tranzlucent October 1, 2019
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Conspiracy Theorist

Journalist- and Government-Speak for ”moron theorist”.
During the interview the reporter chuckled after he called his guest a conspiracy theorist.
by WorldWantsPlastic January 9, 2018
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The Conspiracy-Loop Argument

Every conspiracy theory can be presented as a conspiracy itself.
A: I'm telling you, there are aliens in Area 51, it's no conspiracy theory.
B: No, the conspiracy theory is a conspiracy theory, it's what they want you to think.
A: You are just using the Conspiracy-Loop Argument.
by Azshara October 24, 2020
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