chud

Another word for mouth.

shut your chud please.

by jon g. taylor April 1, 2007

chud

An extremely rotund person.

My gosh, he's a total chud !

by JennyBunny November 16, 2007

chud-monkey

a person whose penile proportions are that of a monkey (i.e. short and stubby)

your boyfriend is a real chud-monkey, his cock is wider than it is long!

by Toddy_t December 19, 2003

chud

Any food that is consumed in lieu of that which provides sustenance in the manner the body requires to function at utmost potential. A quick fix. The primary sources for such food are convenience stores, snack and frozen-food aisles, and fast-food restaurants. The chuddiest of chud refers to Krystal or White Castle hamburgers.

"So, what do you want to eat tonight?"
"Um, I guess I'll just get some chud. My wife doesn't feel like cooking."

"Man, that chud was pretty good. It'll definitely make a turd."

by Roostification July 6, 2008

chud berry

A bloody turd stuck in a urinal

Dude, I was just in the bathroom, and someone left a stinky chud berry in there

by hinz85 May 12, 2010

Chud-mincer

Comedy Weapon; an empty bottle of vodka wrapped in barbed wire. Most commonly found near the Glasgow area of Scotland; used for social events, weddings, barfights, funerals..

"I'm gonna smash his car wi' a fockn..Chud-mincer!"

by MC Buff mah dome March 25, 2009

Chewing the Chud

The act of kneeling and sucking the dick of an older man.

Harry was chewing the chud with Albert in the pub toilets.

by Grimreaper_666 November 9, 2018