Canon

When you spray Semen into little balls and then put it back in and pee it out at her (radley)

Do you want to canon tonight?

by Emeraso. July 13, 2023

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canon event

It's a canon event, like how Johnny ate that bagel. It had to happen. Or else the space time continuum will be disturbed.

"Jake why'd you eat the whole box of cereal? that thing was completely full!"
"Nah bro it was a canon event."

by epic smartie pants July 19, 2023

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Canon Event

Something that has to happen for the stability of the multiverse to remain, such as Pewdiepie going towards the bridge or EDP getting a Cupcake

Gorbachev: Who are you and how did you get in here *In Russian*
Miguel O’hara: Mr.Gorbachev, you must tear down that wall, it’s a canon event
Gorbachev: Are you the Capitalist Spider hero or are you Ronald Reagan *In Russian*
Miguel O’hara: It doesn’t matter, tearing down that wall will lead to the collapse of the USSR, which is a Canon Event

by anonymous August 11, 2023

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Clown Canon

When a person sticks a small clown, living or not, in their genitalia as a form of sexual pleasure.

"hey did you hear what he did last night? he totally did a clown canon"
"wait seriously? i was wondering where my clown doll went!"
"dude you should burn that thing, he never cleans down there"

by maggafun November 4, 2022

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