Call me a taxi

Means that a person wants no part in the matter

Is this a drug deal!?!? Call me a taxi bye.

by Booby-boy November 6, 2017

beat me up and called me ugly

Something or someone that is so beautiful that it makes you feel far inferior to that thing or person to the point of being assaulted.

"This dress beat me up and called me ugly"

by Metalpole February 10, 2018

well assassinate me and call me JFK

expression used during sexual intercourse. it’s a form of dark forplay

“did you hear the new term used during intercourse these days ??”
“well assassinate me and call me JFK”

by bigpussyloving December 9, 2020

Find A better Use For A Tin. Call Me

unlimited use for a tin

yo why a tin.

a tin has many uses pal.

Find A better Use For A Tin. Call Me

by Joint Tin November 4, 2021

Call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse

A common Aussie slang term usually used when something exciting or unexpected happens.

"Man, call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse, that was unexpected."

by Flaming sausage August 13, 2021

Call Me Ugly

Call me ugly I still fucked yo bitch!
This phrase is for Indians that are wannabe blacks.

We call them Call me uglies

Call me ugly I still fucked yo bitch!
'Look its call me ugly!'

by Lil FI August 29, 2018

Call me Purple guy, Because i want to put a child in that robot

Use this if you wanna, for some reason, knock up a robot

Call me Purple guy, Because i want to put a child in that robot

by Ohio rizzler 69420 December 23, 2023