Cat

A demon in feline form which has successfully hacked natural selection by manipulating the dominant species. The most prevalent and destructive invasive species known to man, cats wreak havoc on songbird populations, ruin indoor air quality and kill humans with Toxoplasmosis and Bartonella infections worldwide. Prolonged exposure to their Toxoplasma bacteria will cause humans to lose their will and become cat thralls over time.

"My cat clawed my daughter's face off yesterday. It was her fault for moving so suddenly and thankfully the cat is ok."
- a cat thrall

by PooPoo Garbage LLC May 25, 2022

Cat

A bitch animal

My cat just stepped on my balls, fucking bitch

by lbumlbuml August 23, 2021

Cat

An awesome pet that has a lot of whiskers and a tail

Person 1: ME WOW!
Cat 1: Meow

by Justingraziano August 19, 2008

Cat

Referring to a vagina

I bet she has a real nice cat!

by CharlesBarn May 1, 2010

catness

being cat like

she is full of catness

by Speas March 9, 2003

Cat

The best fucking pet ever, has glowing eyes and agility like a ninja. You will not regret your choice of a cat.

Where did my cat go?
*cat drops from ceiling*
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by XxCommandoxX February 15, 2014

Cat

Not a dog. Also a huge cockblock when skyping your girl

See that animal is a cat.
Man that cat is annoying when we talk

by LittleDickWolf April 7, 2017