Tart's Breakfast

A Redbull and a cigarette.

I'm fucking starving, all I've had today is a Tart's Breakfast.

What's that?

A Redbull and a fag.

by Pripper September 13, 2010

Bachelors Breakfast

When a single man bangs the chick he did last night instead of eating breakfast.

I had a bachelors breakfast this morning with Jessica Alba :)

by bang blake December 30, 2008

Cock Breakfast

When you wake up in the morning, notice your boyfriend has a morning wood, and you take full advantage of the situation by giving him head; ultimately swallowing his cum 'for breakfast'.

Man, I woke up this morning with one hell of a morning wood. My girlfriend saw my crotch when I got out of bed, and the next thing I know, she asked me for a cock breakfast! It was fuckin' sweet.

by NavelBoy August 31, 2014

Breakfast in Cuba

A mixed drink consisting of malibu rum, pineapple juice, and an umbrella

"Ya I'll have a breakfast in Cuba"

by Boonester December 4, 2016

breakfast chips

The flakes of dried jizz stickin around after a night of good lovin.

After a fun night of sexy times, Matt cleaned off his stomach with a dishrag, then proceeded to dry the dishes with the rag. Now everyone in the house has eaten Matt's breakfast chips.

by liveMike August 11, 2017

Boston Breakfast

When you fill her pussy with cereal, then punch her in the stomach so hard it comes shooting back into your mouth.

Mike: Hey bro, how was your night?
Davis: Pretty great, I took my girl out for Boston Breakfast

by Kernobog March 12, 2019

Cheesy Breakfast

When you wake up in the morning and scrape the fresh morning cheese from last nights activities. Directly from both the tip and surround of the bellend. This is delicious both hot and cold, usually on a platter. Must be presented veiny side up with a side of fresh man yoghurt/girl butter.

I had a really filling cheesy breakfast this morning.

by Qwert123Alan January 18, 2019