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Apocalypse envy

"gosh religious people have a lot of pent up apocalypse envy, I sure hope a giant meteor whipes us out before the next election."
by peat pulp July 1, 2016
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message-apocalypse

When you accidentally send an embarrassing message to someone and your life is in danger of being ruined.
Shoot, I just texted Josh that I love him and moved all the way across the country just to live by him!
Steve Jobs: Hah! Message-apocalypse!
by TheRealTrueHero August 10, 2017
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slut apocalypse

by 10Billiondollargirl December 29, 2018
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Douche apocalypse

Any place or event where guidos, meatheads, skanks, business majors, hipsters, bankers, accountants, trust-fund asswipes, brokers, guys named "Hunter" or "Tanner" or "Cal" or "Chad" or "Logan," prius drivers, people who like LA, people who like Florida, frat bros, camo wearers, granolas, gold-chain wearers, "hustlers," Kanye fans, Nickelback fans, Texans, girls who flirt with bartenders, eurotrash, face painters, and anyone who watches reality shows meet up to drink or "party." Often sports bars, sports events, "clubs," Ed Hardy stores, or gyms.
Man I want to go to the gym, but it's 230 on a Saturday and the place is going to be a douche apocalypse.
by Bill Dungsroman June 16, 2018
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Facebook Apocalypse

The act of deleting half, or nearly half of your Facebook friends randomly and feel God
John got tired of all the shitty content in his feed so he performed a Facebook Apocalypse last night
by sociallittleman June 5, 2018
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Apocalypse

Zombie apocalypse - when most of worlds population will be vanished and it's basaically the end of the world.

Some people say that before elections: If _____ gets elected this will be the end of the world.

If WW3 happens this is most likely to be called apocalypse.

Also when human population will decrease feom some extreme reasons (virus or something), anarchy will begin and there won't be any laws, large cities fall, everyone is now an outlaw and an enemy.

And now, in 21st century if global warming(real problemthese days) releases some lethal microbes from the permafrost black death(plague) could return.

In 21st or 22nd century(most likely in early 22nd) polution (which is already a problem)can cause apocalypse. Most people will die from poisoned water and food , others of starvation.

If "evil" aliens invade our planet and we willl not be able to fight them we will probably get killed or we will have to become one of them(they will force the evolution and speed it up).

If nuclear war happens.

And like this asteroid that meant end for the dinosaurs we could also get hit from some kind of big asteroid.

If thanos snaps his fingers everal times...
by SuperCoolKAJ April 30, 2019
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YouTube: Insanity Apocalypse

YouTube: Insanity Apocalypse is a predicted event that will result in the destruction or failure of YouTube. This is predicted with problems on YouTube such as the YouTube copyright system, unnecessary demonetization and stupid rules and guidelines. This event started in 2017 witht the problems of the YouTube copyright system. In 2018, the EU has successfully implemented Article 17 (formerly known as Article 15 and Article 13) and has now mainly demonetized the entire United Kingdom using copyrighted content. Now in 2019, a YouTuber named Steven Crowder made fun of a Vox journalist's sexuality. Due to this YouTube implemented "Creator-On-Creator harassment" which basically prevents YouTubers from criticizing each other and calling each other out. Due to this several channels have been demonetized such as #DramaAlert, Combat Wombat, TheTekkitRealm, Optimus, JT, Kodak Wk and many others. A YouTube commentary channel named Fainted has been terminated due to "harassment" even though it was a harmless video based on constructive criticism. Future predictions include the destruction of YouTube gaming.
Nobody:
YouTube: Insanity Apocalypse: *Exists*
by JokeJar August 15, 2019
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