Allah is calling

"allah is calling" is the best shirt ever created. U can find it on Amazon. It is a shirt that says "Allah is calling" with one red button that says decline and one green button that says accept.

Person 1: Ayo is that the "allah is calling" shirt?
Person 2: Yes it is.
Allah: *Starts calling the shirt*
Person 2: *Starts levitating*

by Amonaly March 8, 2022

Allah's magic wand

Slang for the RPG-7, used commonly in the Middle East, where Islam is common.

Muhammad showed off his allah's magic wand.

by OH MY GOD STOP LOGGING ME OUT December 2, 2024

Allahism

When you justify everything using Allah sallahallayhiwaalayhiwasalam to justify everything.

Why are Israel and Iran fighting each other?
Because Allahism demands for a Jewsade.

by fjjen June 26, 2025

Allah

Allah is defined as the God.
Allah was a Pagan god before Islam was invented.
Allah is now known as an Islamic god.

Allah was a Pagan god before Islam was invented.

by Tina Raven Claw July 30, 2025

Allah

The name that a American Muslim worships and gives boring ass lectures abt it everyday day

AYGHAHE, ALLAH IS GREAT +5

by Biggest tips fan August 12, 2025

ALLAH ACKBAR

THE MAN WHO BLEW UP THE BUILDING AND LOVES CRASHING PLANES.

ALLAH ACKBAR , IMA BLOW UP THE BUILDINGS

by Biggest tips fan August 12, 2025

Allah

The one ☝️ and only god, the god of Jesus, god of Muhammad, god of Budda, it is the almighty Allah

*goes to casino*

Abu Idris Al-Baljiki: My luck is ass *continue to shout ALLAH AKBAR*

*hit the jackpot*

by GreekxJewsxChechensxSiamese November 2, 2025