Salem Ass Jeans

Jeans/denim that are no longer trendy at the moment, but they were in a previous cycle.

Similar to comparing the big city trends to the suburban trends, and how the suburbs are often one-step behind the more modern city trends (Portland, Oregon versus Salem, Oregon in this example).

Portland (circa 2014): Everyone wearing dark washed, selvedge denim.
Salem (circa 2014): Everyone wearing light washed, bootcut jeans with hammer loops.

When my friend Kevin moved to Portland from Salem, he lamented his current jeans situation: "I need to get some newer jeans for Portland, I got some Salem Ass Jeans right now."

by manjoseph January 21, 2022

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Vomit Ass

To be known as such that secretes even the most vile concoctions of putrid slime

Ex. Mike G, Butt Puke, An ignorant person or situation.

“That guy is vomit ass”

“You’re worse than vomit ass”

“You’re literally causing vomit ass”

by Tyrant Spice January 22, 2022

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ASS

Awesome Swing Society.
Founded by the 4 Ass men of Bristol in honour of the the Leigh Woods multiplayer swing.

We accept donations for the Lego colosseum.

We praise the swing Gods.

Not a cult.

We love apes and dislike the national trust.

Friend one: “have you heard of the ASS?”

Smart person: “yes! Praise the almighty Swing!”

by ASS Cheeks supreme January 22, 2022

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