February 14

Valentine’s day. The day you have no plans at all. zero. you are all alone on february 14th.

Friend: do you have plans on february 14th?
You: No
Friend: L ratio + bozo, ima hang out with my girlfriend 😆

by Infrunami January 30, 2022

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February 2

This is the day boys can get pussi and eat it and girls get dick and you fuck all day like you’ve never fucked before

Him:it’s February 2 I get pussi Me: I get dick

by Pedoiwantpussianddickfucknight January 31, 2022

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February 1

National kiss ava day

You better kiss her or die on February 1

by Sagemartinez January 31, 2022

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This is non-other than a specifically significant day for my specifically cute crush. When the clock reaches 12:00 AM, Saturday, it has been 1 year, 6 months, and 14 days since I first liked him. And I dare tell you, that I have never had feelings for someone this genuine and for such a long period of time? INSANE, FOR ME!

PS; we never had a conversation that lasted for more than a week. never met in real life. never had a proper conversation and know almost nothing about each other. NO, I LOOK LIKE A CREEP BUT I'M NOT, TRUST ME LOL.

hi, I like you so much and I want to talk with you so bad but you're super complicated. one day, you're super cute and that gives me the butterflies and all. but, then you just left me on seen? Do you think you're Elsa or something, thinking that you can shut me off and just let the memories die?? NO, the butterflies are still fluttering and it's not because of anyone else. SO, I WANT YOU. your birthday is just twelve days apart. should I wish you a mere happy birthday or just stay silent? :(( February 13th

by valentine's day is tomorrow, b January 31, 2022

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