Fuddy Buddy

Your buddy who you can eat around shamelessly because you're both fat.

You need to get yourself a fuddy buddy so you can stop eating 16 servings of orange chicken and fried rice every Friday night alone.

by cockblockingmyself December 14, 2022

riot buddy

When a prison riot is going on instead of rioting with the other prisoners you have sex with your riot buddy.

There was a riot earlier today, me and my riot buddy had a lot of fun.

by Braille.Gov January 4, 2023

Pillow Buddies

Two friends who have dated the same person

Isn’t it awkward between Maya and Taylor? I mean they have the same ex.

Nah don’t worry those two are pillow buddies.

by Xoverly January 11, 2023

Buddy bidet

When you take a dump and your friend pees down your asscrack to clean it

Hey I ran out of toilet paper, can you give me a buddy bidet

by Jor240 November 29, 2018

cancer buddies

2 people that have the same bestfriend but then they both have or had cancer

Hey you wont to be cancer buddies

by Liddy6263 December 5, 2018

buddy cracker

When you and a buddy pull a three some with a girl but you don't want to touch each other but Still have fun with your bro. You wrap yourselves legs and balls with bubble wrap and go at her, the one that pops the most bubbles wins.

Damn bro check out that chick let's go hit her up and see if she would like to be the center of a buddy cracker

by Dougsda1 July 7, 2017

buddy picnic

A means to get together after a breakup.

Hey Dani! Let's go on a buddy picnic!

by Goobergoober July 26, 2017