Dick

a penis.

She told me I need dick enlargement so I decided to buy a Gucci from Alexandra

Fuck she's a vampire

I'm raving on this shit like mozana

Therefore she was yellow like the sun

I'm sipping on Oros, like my dick

She told me to fuck it fuck, no I'm studying

Damn I just jumped the Zimbabwean butahs off Mosana damn we eat Sata

(Fucking it fucking it)

my dick is a vagina, dam I look like lil nes x

I live in Abuto where all thee coloureds are

Their PP's are small like my grend father.

by CharyTheSafari July 5, 2022

Urban Dick

Someone who speaks so much slang that it’s a different language

“D P Chakras Da Zongos Me Longo!”
“What’d he say?”
“I dunno he’s an Urban Dick”

by Pop Candy July 5, 2022

dick

my dad.

kaelyn’s dad is a dick

by weinasniffer July 5, 2022

Gristle on my dick

When gristle is applied to the genital area

Yo she put gristle on my dick

by Hdrizzle July 5, 2022

fric dick

friction burn on penis after having sex fully clothed.

That girl last night gave me fric dick. She couldn’t keep her shorts out of the way.

by gunstavo July 5, 2022

Plural Dick

Having sex with 2+ dicks.

“Last night I took a Plural Dick! It felt amazing!”

by Olive ^_^ August 8, 2022

Dick-Turd

When a discharge of Santorum

becomes so thick and engorged, that it becomes a football shaped mass of homophobia and bigotry. Said dick turd must be immediately discharged into the nearest receptacle (in Santorums case, probably a back alley $5 gloryhole).

That guy’s a Dick-Turd

I passed a kidney stone the other day. Was a real Santorum of a Dick-Turd

by Big Papi Jewlo August 8, 2022