Willy Classic

A Willy Classic (aka Monroe Classic) is when somebody puts their heart and soul into a project and say it's gonna be their "next big thing" and then after two weeks let it completely die and never bring it up or talk about it ever again.

"Willy, whatever happened to that -insert thing-?"
Either; "I don't know" or no response at all
"Willy Classic..."

by Burnswood November 29, 2023

Willis' Law

As a developer's experience grows the probability they try to make their own engine approaches 1

person 1: That's an example of Willis' Law!
person 2: cool ig

by Scyye (discord) November 30, 2023

BRUCE WILLIS

An American actor who specialized in corny, unbelievably stupid films, in which he spent most of his time spouting the most ridiculous snappy one-line comments that anyone over the age of seven would be embarrassed by

Any film with Bruce Willis in it can be automatically assumed to be juvenile and super-gay.

by Hopsterthedopster July 2, 2023

Free Willy

When forward deployed during operation Cobra Gold, a Marine chooses to swim into the open ocean and whilst either frog kicking or back stroking begins to evacuate bowels into said body of water.

Hey cpl Marine is Free willying! What nasty little bandini piggy

by J^2mafia July 24, 2023

Willy Walkin

Being able to see a man’s willy bounce through the outline in his shorts as he walks.

Hey Paul, did you see that mother fucker Willy Walkin down the street last night. I swear it was looking at me!!

by Kenneth K. Kerry July 30, 2023

Willy’s Shrimp Shack

When a man convinces a drunk woman to go home with him from the bar, drives her to a random house for sale down the road, takes her inside and cuffs her wrists behind her to her ankles in a bedroom closet. He pours a beer over her then he receives intense slobbery oral sex from the woman then treats her to a creamy surprise dessert filling her mouth to complete the meal. He then uncuffs her and runs out of the house disappearing into the night as she falls asleep in the closet.

Jessie: Girl, i was so wasted last night! I woke up in a random house for sale in the closet and all i can taste is sea salt and my jaw hurts. What did i drink last night?

Janice: Oh my gosh! You seriously don’t remember that guy Chad atvthe bar taking you home with him? He must’ve gave you a Willy’s shrimp shack!

by WillyTheWankTank August 1, 2023

Wet Willy

When some one places there ejaculate phallus into the preffered genders ear

I gave Janet a wet Willy with out her consent and now she is suing me and I am registered

by Chloe Kimberly August 2, 2023