hearts their own text

So so sad

Zooey hearts their own text because they are not funny

by Llllllllllllllli May 16, 2022

Text Mex

Text Mex

When I send a text message to my Mexican friend Jose I'm sending him a Text Mex

by Garm93 June 2, 2022

text

he one real ass nigga minion

you heard of text he a nigga minion

by textkill June 2, 2022

wet texting

When you are sexting and it gets pretty hot to the point where she’s wet and tip is sticky

Damn bro we were wet texting until I came

by Damn bro she’s hot December 6, 2021

national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day

national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day is on the 21 of december! go text someone you antisocial fuck.

Hey we havent talked in awhile, did you know it's national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day!?

by st1tch3rs December 21, 2021

Hulk Hogan text buster

When you criticize someone for taking too long to text back like the have big hands like Andre The Giant.

The Hulk Hogan text buster made people’s business more efficient.

by Coop Dupe April 12, 2022

Vestigal Text

A text message wherein the original thread is seriously out of date

Tom - Did you read my new test?
Emmett - Yes but it included that fucking vestigal text thread that you sent me 6 months ago and I got confused

by Salinasone November 18, 2021