Cap

A straight up and down lie

Putin: I can bench 450 pounds.

Me: Bro thats straight up and down cap

by Bonqueque🥓🍖🍔 June 2, 2022

cap

when someone is trying to prove you're lying by lazyness

tyrone: man i slapped my homies ass last night that shit badongus blabbed moved and he liked it
friend 1: man you gay as hell
tyrone: cap

by tf2 pyro June 5, 2022

cap

verb

synonym of jeffin' and dog whistling

when you put "proficient in Excel" on your resume

Thomas Jefferson: "All men are created equal..."
Sally Hemings: "Cap."

by p00tie June 6, 2022

Year 7 Thinking Caps

The phrase "Year 7 Thinking Caps" signifies the importance to reflect back onto your Year 7 self and think like a Year 7. This phrase is normally used by the Math Teacher G.O.A.T, Pak.

Oh this question, make sure to use your Year 7 Thinking Caps, how would a Year 7 do this?

by pakyuenrespecter December 13, 2021

sos caps

When you accidentally leave caps lock on while writing a message

John - Hey how are you
Z - GOOD
Z - sos caps
John - All good

by Xxx_SwagOldmeme_FUCKYOU December 17, 2021

Capping

Bearing false Witness

Rowan: I hit 129 mph on the freeway
Declan: Quit the capping

by KoGoN December 18, 2021

cap

A way of telling someone they're lying.

person: I have so much money
y/n: that's cap ong (ong means on god)

by bootyfucker_69 December 19, 2021